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The Green Prosperity Prayer Hankie Will Make You RICH!

by sean on October 1st, 2007

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The good Lord blessed me with insomnia the other night, and I found myself in a mystical land of cable tv concrete abs commercials, herbal body purification and male enhancement infomercials, and inspiring multimillionaires kind enough to share their secrets of making millions in real estate with no-money down. And then came the moment the Lord had called me to late night cable television to behold: Reverend Don Stewart and his “Green Prosperity Prayer Cloth.” I quickly grabbed a crayon and scrawled his website address onto my grandaughter’s coloring book page.

Today, I filled out my request form at donstewarttv.com. Now I can’t sleep, wondering what blessings are coming my way. Will I get the lucky financial inheritance of $14,000? A new car at no cost of money to me? Will God cancel my mortgage debt? Will he unshake a baby for me… or give me 6 back child support checks and 6 more…?

Even nonbelievers can’t argue with the actual results in these actual testimonials:

Dear Rev. Stewart, After I got the Green Prayer Cloth, I carried it with me daily and prayed that God would bless my finances. I RECEIVED A FINANCIAL INHERITANCE OF $14,000.00! Praise God! Cornelius H.

Dear Don, I thank God for blessing me with a New Car! Mary H., Florida

Dear Don, When I received your handkerchief prayer cloth, I went by your instructions. Then, I received a check in the mail for FIVE THOUSAND, THREE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY SIX DOLLARS…. God bless you, Pastor Don! You are my Pastor. Bessie B. Florida

Dear Don, I want to thank God for blessing me with $20,000.00 that I asked for with my Green Prosperity Prayer Cloth. He blessed my family and me with a bigger home. He saved my husband…. I want to thank you, Don Stewart. God bless you, your family and your ministry. Tiffany G. Darby, PA

Dear Rev. Stewart, God is God! When I got the very first letter from you, I believed what you said and obeyed it. You said God wants me to be set free from my debts. I followed your instructions and sowed a seed to break the debt. I sowed $13.00 on a $4,000.00 debt and GOD CANCELLED MY $4,000.00 MORTGAGE DEBT!!! Brenda G.

Dear Brother Stewart, GOD IS SO GOOD! Here are the blessings He’s given me since I used your Green Prosperity Prayer Cloth.
1. My 3 month old grand niece was diagnosed with “shaken baby syndrome.” I placed the Green Cloth you sent me over her picture…Doctors say all signs of the syndrome are gone now! It’s unusual to have a recovery like that!
2. My 34 year old daughter said I had offended her and she didn’t talk to me for 1½ years. OUT OF THE BLUE, she brought her twin two year old daughters to my home and I visited with them!
3. All my needs are met on time and in order!
Barbara W. Holbrook, MA

I RECEIVED $2,500.00 TO HELP PAY BILLS. DEBRA S., BALTIMORE MARYLAND

Dear Don, I am on Disability and money is hard to come by. …When I sent back my Green Prosperity Prayer Cloth to you I could only give an offering of $2.00, but I am doing much better. I was blessed with $885.00 that I did not expect. I am sending $88.00 as my tithes. Barbara A. Inglewood, CA

Dear Don: My son was very sick. We thought we were going to lose him any minute. I went to the hospital and laid the Green Prayer Cloth you sent me on him and prayed… and he got better. We are SO happy! Also, I got OVER A THOUSAND DOLLARS and I was able to pay some bills that I really needed to pay. I want to thank you and God for helping me. Daisy B.Hammond, Indiana

Dear Don Stewart, I sent you 3 offerings in 1 month. You and I were agreeing together for a car for me. About 1 week after I mailed the 3rd offering to you, I RECEIVED MY MIRACLE! I received a car at NO COST OF MONEY TO ME, only that I help others. Antonia R. Texas

Dear Don Stewart, The same day that I received a letter and prayer cloth from you, I had seen my bank account finally read $0.00 for all my accounts. I was totally broke…. I called the phone number you gave me in your letter and I heard the taped message… My dear friend, THE NEXT DAY, my current employer gave me a new, corporate position that DOUBLED my salary, plus I was given health benefits! Louis New York

Dear Don, I have to tell you that on the green prayer cloth you sent me some time ago, I wrote $1,000 as the amount I would need God to give me. Well, yesterday, we received an unexpected inheritance of $10,000.00! God MULTIPLIED the amount I asked for 10 TIMES! … Thanks so much! Paul Z. Saint Paul, MN

Dear Don, I’ve been corresponding with you for the last couple years. I was looking for a financial breakthrough. I received an unexpected money blessing of $1,200.00. God answered our prayers. Mini I. New York

Dear Don Stewart, My house was facing foreclosure. Then on 6-13-03 I received a green Prayer Cloth from you and was told to put it in my wallet or checkbook for one night only and return it to you for you to pray over. I did exactly what you said. The very same day I received money to pay my mortgage which was facing foreclosure….June P. Georgia

Dear Rev. Stewart, I received my Green Prayer Cloth back and I was praying for money for my phone bill and to buy my son some clothes because he had outgrown everything. Saturday, the phone was scheduled to be disconnected. I sent my son to the mailbox and THERE WERE 6 BACK CHILD SUPPORT CHECKS! On Monday, THERE WERE 6 MORE! I am praising God! Thank you for sending me my Point of Contact Green Prayer Cloth! Tracey S., Sacramento, CA

HAVE YOU RECEIVED ABUNDANT BLESSINGS FROM THE GREEN PROSPERITY PRAYER CLOTH? DO YOU THINK IT’S FRANCHISEABLE? LEAVE A COMMENT WITH YOUR TESTIMONY BELOW!

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43 opinions for The Green Prosperity Prayer Hankie Will Make You RICH!

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  • Robert McGinty
    Oct 6, 2007 at 4:29 pm

    My prosperity hankie came just 3 days after I made my request. It is nifty, and just after opening the envelope, I found a dollar in the dryer.

    Amazing!

  • sean
    Oct 6, 2007 at 4:50 pm

    Robert:
    Remember to tithe 20% of all Green Prosperity Hankie proceeds to FranchisePick.com, since we were the ones who showed you the light (and URL).
    Otherwise, the Green Prosperity Prayer Hankie might just turn on you.
    Thanks for your testimony.

  • Herlinde
    Oct 9, 2007 at 4:10 am

    Heavenly Father, most gracious and Loving God. I pray to You that You abundantly bless my family and me. I pray for a financial miracle very soon, I desperately need a breakthrough.
    Dear God, I pray that You answer my prayer. I try to let it go, but God each day goes by and bills continuously graw and grow. God, please send me a miracle NOW!!!!
    Thank you.

  • David Auslander
    Dec 10, 2007 at 10:48 am

    Too bad Jesus didn’t have him one of them there Green Prosperity Prayer hankies….mighta come in handy whilst he was being executed and all.

  • Hugh Walter
    Dec 10, 2007 at 11:24 am

    Even if he had had one, the postal service between the outlying provinces of the Imperial Roman Empire and the Continental United States was to say the least somewhat problematical, and when the mail got through, the U.S.Mail service was never there to take it on, so it would have been used as arse-wipe!

    Had the peoples of America had triple-ply Andrex Puppy-paper 1,500 years earlier, JC wouldn’t have been turned into a hood-ornament. Oh hold on…then we wouldn’t have been ’saved’, as we WERE saved (hallelujah!!)- presumably we shouldn’t need a Green Prosperity Hankie? Doh!!

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    Dec 14, 2007 at 12:54 pm

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  • Tesemma Zewde
    Feb 2, 2008 at 3:19 am

    Greetings to you in the name of our lord Jesus Christ.
    Dear Pastor ;
    Thank you very much for your wonderful message which I and my family heard through ” The word Network” about your great and life giving message about power and mercy.
    Dear pastor Stewart,We need your prayer:
    -for our spiritual lives that we can grow in our faith in Jesus Christ
    -for our phi\ysical health that we could be healed(I suffer from diabetics for more than ten years,my wife had high blood preasure and my son suffers of bronchitis.)Therefor, may we kindly request you to send us “free prosperity green prayer handkerchief”and an instraction how to use in it with the follwoing address
    Tessema Zewde
    [withheld]
    Addis Ababa
    Ethiopia

    May God bless you and Youe ministry.

  • Mahmoud
    Feb 7, 2008 at 4:20 pm

    Hi dear Mr. don stewart
    I’m an Iranian Christian. I realy need to one of your Free green prosperity prayer handkerchief.My famillr are in a very bad situation .
    please send me to this address :
    No:38-Yousefzadeh lane-Saadi street-City of Rasht-Gilan province- Iran
    Post code:41576-87956
    Mahmoud Shaban
    Thank you so much

  • RICKIE
    Mar 4, 2008 at 2:19 pm

    PLEASE, SEND ME A FREE GREEN KERCHIEF..

  • sean
    Mar 4, 2008 at 4:52 pm

    RICKIE:
    We have not been granted the divine authorization to distribute Green Prosperity Hankies. You’ll have to contact Don Stewart, as he is the Chosen One.

    In fact, we are not even worthy of linking to him. I’m sure if you google search for him and his hankie, the Lord will lead you to him. If your heart is pure and your thoughts unchaste, that is.

  • sean
    Mar 4, 2008 at 4:54 pm

    …And Rickie:
    When you find The Don, you may want to include your address with your request. God’s not a mind reader, after all.

  • Hakulya mweetwa
    Mar 9, 2008 at 4:24 pm

    Please send me afree green handkerchief box 950089 lukulu zambia

  • sean
    Mar 9, 2008 at 6:46 pm

    Hakulya:
    We’ll get that right off to you.

  • CHARLENE KEY
    Apr 18, 2008 at 3:27 pm

    I sent my GREEN prayer cloth beck to you the next day. I don’t know what happened to it!

  • CHARLENE KEY
    Apr 18, 2008 at 3:33 pm

    Please send me another Green PROSPERITY PRAYER HANKIE.

  • Ogunade Oluwakayode
    May 10, 2008 at 5:12 am

    How can i get The Green Prosperity Prayer Hankie, Here in Nigeria, if you don’t mind, send one to me thruogh the postal mail.

  • Lee
    May 12, 2008 at 8:15 am

    Who knows, but we can but try, right, and that is what I’m doing too.
    Though the bible warns of such things in the last days along with increase in earthquakes, floods, diseases and so on, this kind of thing gives the genuine Christian, person of God a bad name.

  • Herman
    May 12, 2008 at 4:41 pm

    You all are joking, right?

  • sean
    May 13, 2008 at 6:03 am

    Herman:
    Only a fool or a blasphemer would dare joke about the Green Prosperity Prayer Hankie.

  • sean
    May 13, 2008 at 6:06 am

    Charlene said: I sent my GREEN prayer cloth beck to you the next day. I don’t know what happened to it!
    Charlene: What amount ($$$) did you send with your Green Prosperity Hankie?

  • Robehi
    May 13, 2008 at 1:17 pm

    I need the green prosperity prayer Hankie

  • c . L. Mott
    May 14, 2008 at 9:46 pm

    my family also need a prayer cloth we need a financial blessing so we can keep our home please pray for us ,

  • c . L. Mott
    May 14, 2008 at 9:46 pm

    my family also need a prayer cloth we need a financial blessing so we can keep our home please pray for us ,

  • benilda
    May 26, 2008 at 2:28 am

    dear pastor don,

    pls send me a green prayer cloth my husband and i are really struggling for money after i gave birth to our first child. and my school where i work didnt pay me for 2 months because im on maternity leave

    this is my add:
    BENILDA OLAER
    Jl. Mandara Indah 4, Pantai Indah Kapuk,
    Jakarta, Indonesia 14460

  • Randy
    Jun 14, 2008 at 8:35 pm

    We have been married going on 20 years this December 9th and the Lord has Blessed us with 6 beautiful children, ages ranging from 2-17 years old. We posted earlier about our situation we have given it to the Lord and it has brought peace upon me when I decided that there is nothing that I can do about what we are facing. We are homeless at this time and my family is separated. I’m trying to bring my family back together at this time, but we are in need of HELP. We need rental asstance in getting into our home, we are in need of $1300.00 to move into our home. We have several homes that will lease to us but we don’t have the move in funds for the home that will provide us from being homeless. We can’t get hotel vouchers for our family to stay. We are in need of a Financial Blessing & Healing. I have reached out to numerous organizations for assistance and help, but there seems to be no help out there. I don’t know what were going to do. I would like to ask those who read my posting to continue to Pray for me and my family and I believe in the Power of Prayer that God WILL make a breakthrough for us.
    There is no drug or alcohol issues in my home, we are a family that really tried to make it, but situation happen and here we are. Again I truly thank those that have Prayed for us and we will be Praying for those out here as well…God Bless You…

    UPDATE: Thank you so much for your words and kindness. My wife and 4 of the children are in a homeless shelter at this point time and myself and my oldest son are stayin where we can at the moment. I’m trying to reachout for help in getting us a place to live and trying to find employment as well…We have a car but we have to return it back to the lender due to non-payment and its up for repo right now. so all I can ask is that you please keep my family and I in your Prayers and for healing that we will someday come back together and the Good Lord provide us a home to live…Thanks again for all your Prayers…God Bless You!

  • Prisca Ejiogu-Opara
    Jun 21, 2008 at 10:59 am

    Please send me a free miracle prosperity handkerchief on the address below.

    56 Patrick Connolly Garden,Talwin Street
    Bow, London E3 3BY.
    Kind regards, Prisca

  • priscilla omane
    Jun 24, 2008 at 12:28 pm

    HI, REV DON STEWART MY NAME IS PRISCILLA
    I LIVE IN LONDON AT THE MOMENT I HAVE AN IMEGRATION PROBEL MY DOCUMENT ARE IN THE HOME OFFICE THAT THEY ARE WORKING ON IT. I WANT YOU TO HELEP ME IN PRAYAER. SO THat I WANT BE SENT TO MY CONTRY GHANA . AT THE MOMENT AM LIVING WITH MY AUNTIE AND UNCLE THEY ARE THE ONE HELPING ME AT THE MANTE .I REPOT MY SELF AVERY 14 OF AVER MOUNTE I NEED CHRIST HELP I ALLREDY HAVE THE ANOITED PRAYER CLOTH . AND I NEED THE PRECIOUS ANOINTING OIL

  • mutale bwali
    Jul 13, 2008 at 8:05 am

    hai dear mr Don stewart,
    please kindly send me a green prosperity prayer handkerchief, my address is ,mr mutale bwali , postal staff, zampost , lundazi (zambia), ive made a voul to give 1000 usd as tithe, im tied of walking to and fro work to home , believing God for a toyata vx family car black in colour and also financial breakthrough upon my life and family.

  • April
    Jul 14, 2008 at 8:15 am

    I would like to request my free green prosperity hankerchief. Can you please send me an email with the appropriate email address so that I maight make the request. Thank you.

  • Hagos Ashenafi Tafesse
    Jul 21, 2008 at 11:47 am

    Hello DearMr. Don stewart,
    Please kindly send me a green prosperity prayer handkerchief. My address is, Mr. Hagos Ashenafi, P.o. Box 689/1033, Addis Ababa, Ethiopia. I have made a voul to give 20,000 USD as tithe, im tied of walking to and fro work to home, believing God for a Toyota carina e car brown in colour and also financial breakthrough upon my life and family. Thanks for all your Prayers! God bless you in your ministries.

  • Hagos Ashenafi Tafesse
    Jul 21, 2008 at 11:52 am

    I would like to request my free green prosperity hankerchief. Can you please send me an email with the appropriate email address so that I might make the request. Thank you.

  • sammy
    Jul 23, 2008 at 9:00 am

    please may i recieve a green prayer cloth. I understand we must work hard for our dreams to come true but if i could just get a little boost i can help my family by so much. Thank you!

  • natalee
    Aug 4, 2008 at 10:15 am

    i need the green hankie.

  • Juliet Mukanyandwi
    Aug 13, 2008 at 5:14 am

    Dear M.Don Stewart,I live in Rwanda ,I need to one of your Free Green Prosperity Prayer Handkerchief.I have five children and my family is in a bad situation.Please help me and send me to this address.C.h.u.k b.p 655 Kigali Rwanda

  • MPENDULO MCHAKO
    Aug 26, 2008 at 1:38 pm

    THIS GREEN CLOTH SOUNDS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE MORE ESPECIALLY WHEN ONE HAS TO DEPOSIT MONEY TO YOU WITHOUT ANY GUARANTEES.I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE IT FREE AND SEND IT BACK FREE TO SEE AND PROVE THAT ITS WORTHY TO ACQUIRE ONE.FOR URGENT PROOF SEND ONE TO MY ADDRESS AT 9 SEA EAGLE STREET,BLUEWATER BAY,SALDANHA,7395.SOUTH AFRICA.I WORK AS A POLICEMAN AND WOULD LIKE TO SEE WHETHER THIS IS NOT A SCAM.

  • Hugh Walter
    Aug 26, 2008 at 2:04 pm

    Lord help the SA police!!

    You couldn’t make it up…Friday Night Live has nothing on this thread!!!

  • sean
    Aug 26, 2008 at 2:10 pm

    MPENDULO MCHAKO wrote THIS GREEN CLOTH SOUNDS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE … I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE IT FREE… I WORK AS A POLICEMAN AND WOULD LIKE TO SEE WHETHER THIS IS NOT A SCAM.

    You are making demands of the LORD? Do you not recall that Doubting Thomas was turned into a pillar of salt then tossed into a lake of fire when he did not send the Lord’s prosperit prayer letter within 48 hours to 5 friends?

    Blind trust and not asking for proof, my son, is called FAITH! Of course it’s too good to be true! Is not the Lord too good to be true???!!!

    But for ye of little faith, I submit the testimony of brother Robert McGinty who shared this testimony on Oct 6, 2007 at 4:29 pm:

    My prosperity hankie came just 3 days after I made my request. It is nifty, and just after opening the envelope, I found a dollar in the dryer.

    Amazing!

    The Lord works in many strange, curious and static-free ways for those who believe!

  • Carol Cross
    Aug 26, 2008 at 2:44 pm

    Was brother Robert McGinty suprised that his dollar didn’t shrink any more in the dryer?

  • sean
    Aug 26, 2008 at 4:11 pm

    Lord help the SA police!!
    Lord help the SA citizens.
    Now I know why they call them SAPS.
    (South African Police Service)

    I hope he’s not sporting Rev. Stewart’s Green Protective Bullet and Demonproof vest.

    Was brother Robert McGinty suprised that his dollar didn’t shrink any more in the dryer?
    Brother Robert has since reported that the Lord has blessed him with $36.95 in change from the other dryers in the laundromat, and $78.00 in quarters he left for him in the change machine.

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