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Own the Pet Funeral Home & Crematorium of Your Dreams

by Sean Kelly on March 6th, 2008

(FranchisePick.Com)  If you ever wanted to open a funeral home or crematory dedicated to pets, then Pet Dreams Memorial Center founder, Kevin R. Marcy, can show you how…  Company Press Release

Do you dream of owning your own business?  Being your own boss?  Picking up dead animals, conducting funerals for Fido, Tabby or Mr. Whiskers, burying or incinerating them the respect and dignity they’ve earned, and cashing big tear-stained checks before they dry?

Who hasn’t?  Now, through the Pet Dreams Memorial Center license opportunity, you can get all the benefits of owning a real funeral home without all the government regulations, big, heavy bodies, and general creepiness.  Not to mention, cool profit centers such as “Keepsake fur clippings,” “ceramic paw prints and nose prints,” and “do it yourself” funeral service options.

Our Promise to You

…You can be assured that your beloved pet will never be placed in a plastic bag, treated with disrespect, or cremated with other pets.

Kevin P. Marcy

You’ll offer such premium packages as the

Full Tribute Cremation Package - $390
• Pick up your pet from your home or your vet’s office*
• Keepsake fur clipping and ceramic paw print
• 180 day Tribute Page on our website (See “Your Pet’s Life” )
• “One More Goodbye” – A private time with your pet in our cozy chapel
• Funeral or Memorial Service in our Chapel
• Return your beloved pet’s ashes in a nice wooden box (Family may purchase alternative urn)
Please add these additional charges for cremation for Pets in the following weight classes:

He ain’t heavy… he’s my profit center…

You’ll get paid to pick up mass stiffs at a buck-a-lb.: 26-50 lbs  $25  51-75 lbs  $50   76-100 lbs  $75  101-125 lbs  $100  101-125 lbs  $125  Over 126 lbs   add $1.00 per lb.

With your Pet Dreams Memorial Center funeral home and crematorium, you’ll sell such books as “Cat Heaven,” “Dog Heaven,” “Cold Noses at the Pearly Gates,” And “For Every Dog an Angel.”

You’ll be in hog heaven offering add-ons like:

• Pet Loss Grief Library, Sympathy and Memorial Cards
• Holiday Remembrance and Memorial Service Honoring their Pet
• Prearrangements/Prepayment Options (Prices Locked and Guaranteed)
• Travel Assurance with Prepayment - $125 (Locate Affiliate if Death Traveling)
• Scattering Options - $25-125 (additional Shipping Charges May Apply)
• Personal Home Delivery of Urn - $25 (add $1.25 per mile beyond 15 miles)
• Mail Pet’s Ashes - $20 (shipping charges will be added)
• Keepsake Jewelry - Starting at $94.00 (”made to hold a small amount of your pet’s ashes or we can have them cast with your pet’s nose or paw print. Available in Sterling or Gold.”)
• Sculpture Urns - $299-$425  “…hand crafted paper mache urns are created in the whimsical likeness of your pet. Each urn is unique and is created from a photograph of your beloved pet.”
• Faithful Friends Sealable Casket - $110-$235
• Hand Crafted Pet Caskets - $56-$2500
• Granite or Marble Grave Markers
• Pet Tribute DVD - $195
• LifeGems – “Diamonds Created From Your Pet’s Ashes! They are Spectacular!!”

Kevin sez:  Our system is nothing like the traditional pet crematories out there doing the milk route style pickups from animal hospitals… 
So dig into a business pets are dying for:  Pet Dreams Memorial Center funeral home and crematorium.

Tip o’ the hat:  Business Opportunities Weblog

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